Lazy to update....tuesday went cycling

yoyo...nowadays tired at home lazy to update..lol

some pics from tuesday night riding session..chee chye kenna puncture...hahah







so boring! heres a nibble

5 KINDS OF SEX

1) The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period; you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.
2) The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.
3) The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.
4) The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!"
5) There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom.

working no more boring!

yay...life is not so boring liao....

use phone surf net at work.... tap into the workplace wifi....free internet! Then watch movie on the big big screen sibei song not so tiring as watching on my old se w810i....today also learn how to check bus times...use IRIS NEXT BUS on the internet it will show what time is the next bus at bus stop..WIFI ROCXKS!

lalalala just installed Windows Live Messenger tml at work maybe try use. Waiting for pirated ngage games to go on bt...so that can download and play..hehehehe

hmm i quiting work soon maybe end of this month...cannot tahan inside warehouse maciam like smoke and dust factory.....thinking of getting bluetoot headset.. :S

Little black N81. = D

hehehe...got myself a N81 from stinktel...only paid $130 after 2 yr plan and $150 mobile voucher from red rewards prestige...

so funny..cause my family lines and broadbang all under my father's name so it come as one HUGE bill....my papa then eligible for RED REWARDS PRESTIGE. wah so stylo still got card one lei...then got a $150 mobile voucher..haha......at Hello shop so crowded! but my papa flash his card then kenna privilege queue...other numbers is 5010, 5012, 50xx de.....but our number is 9000. wah damn nice man..then 5 mins then got service liao...i see the other people so jealous...lol

then got my n81..wah go home play until song song mens..hao lian pics..hehehe









it play video damn clear compared to my old Sony Errikson W810i.. happy with it! :D

TGIF LO!!!!

THANK GOD ITS FRIDAY!

ok i got insider news


Xmas fair offer (24 – 25 Nov)

100 set each for Early bird special on W910i & N81.

W910i – 100 units only
N81 – 100 units only

Fair only offer! (not available elsewhere)

K770i
N6500 Slide
Moto V9
LG KU 990


Chainwide (2 days special!) 24 & 25 Nov

K770i
W660i
W880i
P1i
K850i
N95 (8GB)
N6500 Slide
N6120
E65
Samsung UE 13.8
Samsung UE 12.1
Samsung i600
Samsung L760

Stay tuned to Saturday's straits times for more info..i gonna whack a phone this weekend...throw away my kuku 8210! :D

YES WEEKENDS ARE COMING!

yay yay..weekends are finally cumming! tml friday..last day...

sad for england soccer fans...next year Euro 2008 no england..lol...i am sad for them too.





nah maybe not...

WORK WORK WORK AND MORE WORK!

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nowadays so sian.. 8.30am start work..9.30pm finish...go home, bath, eat dinner, go online...then sleep liao...so no life!

I HAVE NEVER MISSED WEEKENDS THIS MUCH!!!!

oh and great i managed to scam singtel into giving my a free 2 year upgrade eligible now....hehe...dun tell u all how...saturday go buy new phone lo! :D

Completed Crysis today!

yay..finished the game Crysis liao....graphix sibei the swee mens....me ish such a nerdy biatch.. :O










hehehehehe...

THIS IS PRATAAAA!!

woo....today go eat prata wif kah meng at west coast...got a job as warehouse helper..monday start. clear clear night shots on my ixus70 baby! :D







nom nom nom..

Chalet!

Sokka!!!!

today damn late then wake up...so go pway sokka again...tml go chalet with crassmates!









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Rebooting my posessions..

haha got a handphone today liao...its a measely nokia 8210 i bought online for $35..lol....but nvm..i got a new camera...sibei swee man it take picture more clear than my eyes and brains. (because i short sighted) ...tml then post some nice pics of it still figuring out all the settings. Today show some samples first.....i just received the trip pictures from winston...upload tml post. :D








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STOOOOPID ME!

ccb my touring bike bag kenna nabbed....fug my passport, hp, camera all inside...fug JB is damn a suay place knn i also to blame for putting myself in this shit......left 10km to Singapore than happen this kind of shit.....hai...in the end need to go to JB really fucked up police to report that took me 3hrs...where sg police would have done it in 1hr. ccb say liao also dulan.

whats done is done...at least i got to tour the Malaysia Immigration office and Singapore Immigration office (SG one alot of pretty receptionist)...and i got some kuku uneven tan and burnt krispy skin. dun wan tok le...go sleep liao...(%*!*@#

lucky winston took some pics..maybe tml or the day after i post....@*%!(@#!




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Last post before trip...

haha...morning go slack ride with frens...now go sleep liao..night wake up go ride le...bye!





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Energy conservation...

Thursday night (tomorrow night) finally find a time that winston and i are free to go touring again..in msia.....this time going to Mt Pulai then come back after Kukup....setting off Friday morning 1am midnight eta time to be back in sg..Friday afternoon. Will post a report when i am back!

lol..bolly bolly..

this is crap mens....watch tis nearly faint..






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IT HAS ARRIVED!

hehe money making opportunity has come!





jelly jelly jelly! :O






nom nom nom.

yes friday is funny day!

look at this...and the twins are hot. :O




yes and whats friday without a sexist/racist joke by an asshole?

lame joke start:

Oprah goes to a doctor for a check-up so the doctor tells her to take all of her clothes off and get on all fours.
She gets on all fours and the doctor says "Crawl over to the wall".
So she crawls over to the wall. Then the doctor says "Crawl to the other wall now"
So she crawls to the other wall. The doctor then says "Crawl over to the corner there"
So she crawls to the corner. Oprah finally asks "Doctor, what does this have to do with my check-up?"
And the doctor replies "Nothing but I just ordered a black leather couch and I can't decide where I want to put it"


yes even if funny also must exercise ok....hahaha..today was quite satisfied with myself...managed to complete 3.6km in 15mins.





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